Moving day is exhausting enough without staring at a hall full of unwanted furniture, old books, duplicate kitchenware, and the odd mystery box you forgot even existed.

Moving in and out of South Kensington can look straightforward on paper, then suddenly turn into a battle with kerb space, loading restrictions, resident bays, and one very annoyed driver trying to squeeze a removal van into a street that was never designed for a three-point turn.